I figured out something I don't like: people posing in front of statues doing what the statue is doing. Rodin's Thinker, for example.
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I just opened a guy's profile, and this was the first sentence:
"I'm intelligent, THISISWHEREISTOPREADINGHOLYSHIT
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Two of my closest friends recently had kids (again), which, as David Cross says, is rude. I made a date to visit the friend who lives in the Excelsior and decided that, instead of taking a cab, I'd take public transportation.
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A few weeks ago my friend had a party for his daughter's second birthday. My ex-husband was there, with his four-year-old but without his wife, which meant we could talk.
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I've been single for nine days. I opened a bottle of rosé and paid for a three-month subscription to Match.com (I think).
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